donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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