how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life
6th grade was a hard time for me
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
Me: Yes I do.
Oh awesome I like them too.
Me: I'm a hairy girl.
You mean Harry.
Me: That's what I said.
Oh ok anyway that's cool. Zayn is my favorite.
Me: Oh ya Niall is my favorite.
But I thought you said Harry.
Me: I said I'm a hairy girl, but I don't see what that has to do with any of this.